Percussa micro super signal processor

Easily topping the cool factor of the floating DJ turntable is the alien spaceship cockpit of DJ furniture: the DJ Kreemy Table.
(Thanks to a reader for reminding of this!) Designed by Karim Rashid,
this all-fiberglass, dual-deck+mixer design with integrated power and
lighting will set you back (get ready for this) just under US$3000. So
you'll be nice and comfy spinning at home when you're not too busy
dealing crack to pay for it. Or you could wait for the Fab Five to
rescue you: the design was hip enough to be featured on an episode of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

Fortunately, the folks at Plushpod do have plenty of other sci-fi furniture and accessories that won't require drug dealing to afford.