Percussa micro super signal processor

Curiouser and curiouser . . .

A reader named Atomic Afro (so glad I’m requiring you to register now!) is more astute than I am (not saying much). Mr. Afro points us to a new SynthEdit-created Windows VSTi called Luxor. Apparently this plugin “contains the magic powers of ancient egypt dietes and pharao’s.” (So, they were a people of hieroglyphics — no wonder they can’t spell.)

If you’re channeling ancient Gods via a VSTi plugin, there’s only one place to go — KVR.