Remember when real rumors about Apple used to leak onto the Web? Now, all we get is this lame impression at a press release from someone’s account.

CDM prediction: when Apple does release new PowerBooks, they’ll spell “availability” correctly. Oh, and they’ll know how to punctuate the possessive “its.” (The site reads “availibility of it’s highly anticipitated PowerBook G5 line.” My inner copy editor is weeping.) In the meantime, I’m going to the gym. Next time I gig, it’ll be with a nice little distributed network of G5 towers, thanks to Logic Pro’s Distributed Audio Processing. Benchmark your PC laptop (or next-gen PowerBook) against my supercomputer digital audio cluster, and we’ll see who wins. (Can you say one-month reverb tail?)