It was bound to happen: a parody involving President Trump and references to EDM has finally come into a terrifying realization on Twitter.
Okay, now, granted, CDM is presumably meant to be your safe space where nothing vaguely related to EDM or a discussion of American Presidential politics ever crosses the feed. And… I’ve screwed that up. But I do have a US Passport, EDM is technically electronic music (digital music, even), and EDM as an acronym has two letters in common with the name of the site. Plus, I like to stay atop what’s trending, so — this is that.
The two go together oddly well. And of course Moby gets a namedrop.
Behold, my favorites so far.
Lil' guy @porterrobinson too busy getting learners permit to salute our flag. SAD! Should get parents to drop him off at daycare.
— Trump EDM (@trumpEDM) October 10, 2017
Hairless MOBY @thelittleidiot not from south side like song with @gwenstefani suggests. Actually from north LA. MTV didn't correct, BIASED!
— Trump EDM (@trumpEDM) September 30, 2017
Even though not his birthday, cake throwin' @steveaoki buys cake no one will eat.Should hand out slices to BIG SPENDING crowd. WASTEFUL!
— Trump EDM (@trumpEDM) September 30, 2017
Plausible:
Today we proudly announce @EDC_MARALAGO. BIG EVENT! Huge sized @djkhaled will "headline" all nights. LARGE! pic.twitter.com/kzwFBbQzjV
— Trump EDM (@trumpEDM) October 9, 2017
For the record, the real Trump apparently likes the same music as Salman Rushdie, though otherwise kind of what you’d expect, with the somewhat surprising case of “>going into an explanation of Steve Reich and phasing. (Don’t know if that means his ghost writer was a Reich fan or what.)
Have at it:
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