It sounds like the next Bond movie*, but “Tomorrow Returns” heralds a “Major Legacy Drop” from Roland, with the addition that “Something is Coming Soon.” What is Something? It seems we actually get a grainy image:

Just look.

It’s…

Why it’s definitely…

Nessie, the Loch Ness monster.

I can’t comment, so I’ll let you speculate. (Ideally, wrong answers only.)

The teaser site also has an email notification sign-up, but you don’t need that, because you have CDM!

I will point out that this site has sound.

https://www.roland.com/tomorrowreturns

*Just remember, in case it comes up on quiz night, I have an easy table (generated my brain, no less, without the aid of AI, though I’m not sure if that’s really something to brag about in this case):

  • Tomorrow Never Dies: Bond
  • Tomorrow Returns: Roland, Flowjob
  • Batman Returns: Batman
  • Tomorrow Never Comes: Elvis Presley**
  • Tomorrow Never Knows: Lennon-McCartney
  • Tomorrow: Annie
  • All Our Tomorrows: Catherine Bybee
  • All Our Yesterdays: Star Trek
  • Tonight: Maria, Tony, Sharks, Jets, Smashing Pumpkins, Iggy Pop, et al
  • We Design The Future: Roland
  • The Future of Sound: Native Instruments
  • The Future of Ice Cream: Dippin’ Dots
  • Where The Future is Being Made Today: Muppet Labs

** Johnny Bond and Ernest Tubb if you want to get pedantic about it.