After all of this talk about streaming license rates and Taylor Swift and tangible media and the vinyl resurgence and cassette tape labels – no.

This is the future of music. Tortillas.

Actually, come to think of it, what are three things hipsters love? Mexican food, record players, and laser cutters. Done and done.

Yes, it’s ridiculous. But you have to admit: the phonograph is kind of one of the most ingeniously simple gadgets the human race has ever devised.

Also, I want to be able to stuff my next release with beans.

Apparently inspired by this, only – real. Thank you, Andrew Cavette, for making my day. And my lunch.