You’ve got Steve Reich on your speed dial, right? He calls now and then? This is totally a realistic experience of what happens in your daily life? I’m sure it is.

http://stevereichiscalling.com/

Texting, of course, is similar, me and Steve. “U up?” “U up?” “U up?” “Up?” “Uu up?” “up??” “Uuu up?” “up? U” “Uuuu up?” “up? Uu” “u—

True story.

Also I recently installed the Steve Reich Weather app, because it tells me if It’s Gonna Rain.

Thank you, you’ve been a lovely audience, I’ll be here all night!