Presumably, very smart people are working on Artificial Intelligence, and soon even my clumsy prose will be replaced by a bot. Until then, though, readily available bot code spits out random text like a combination of magnetic poetry, William S. Burroughs, and a feline on catnip walking across a laptop.
Of course, sometimes the results are simply beautiful in their absurdity. (For more on this phenomenon, check Horse ebooks. Relevant: “Is the dance floor calling? No” … “unfortunately, as you probably already know, people”)
Such is the case for The Black Madonna – the being the acclaimed international DJ with outspoken attitudes on the role of marginalized groups in music and the army of pointless naysaying trolls to match.
Sorry, my own bot may have written the last line; I went out for a beer. Don’t worry, if you don’t know who The Black Madonna is, it’s worth finding out – and the tweets below will still be no less, in my view, profound.
Let us marvel:
. I am I will suffer through the
— The Bot Madonna (@botmadonnachi) June 4, 2017
Identity politics:
Also queer and we do
— The Bot Madonna (@botmadonnachi) May 24, 2017
Music:
This AND SOME SOUND ARTISTS PAINSTAKINGLY CRAFT SOUNDS AND THEY ALL
— The Bot Madonna (@botmadonnachi) June 12, 2017
Speaks on so many levels, really:
It seems very smelly
— The Bot Madonna (@botmadonnachi) June 13, 2017
Any article mentioning anything to do with techno needs the cliched references to Berlin’s coolest club:
During the post Berghain head if you're going forward
— The Bot Madonna (@botmadonnachi) May 22, 2017
Inspiration:
Hahahahahahahahahahaha. You won by going
— The Bot Madonna (@botmadonnachi) May 27, 2017
To be awesome
— The Bot Madonna (@botmadonnachi) July 6, 2017
On justice:
I fought hard. Support and listening
— The Bot Madonna (@botmadonnachi) June 11, 2017
. I am I will suffer through the
— The Bot Madonna (@botmadonnachi) June 4, 2017
But don’t mess with The Black Madonna, either.
I WILL SUFFOCATE YOUR OWN
— The Bot Madonna (@botmadonnachi) June 5, 2017
Politics:
What does say Trump
— The Bot Madonna (@botmadonnachi) June 30, 2017
Understanding life’s meaning:
Sorry, Star Wars. Ok. Great.
— The Bot Madonna (@botmadonnachi) April 30, 2017
If you’re curious about her name:
I am perpetually Madonna – He Is The subtext
— The Bot Madonna (@botmadonnachi) June 11, 2017
Touring life:
Didn't cry
— The Bot Madonna (@botmadonnachi) June 23, 2017
DayQuil: when he canceled and my power move. Something
— The Bot Madonna (@botmadonnachi) June 19, 2017
The Internet:
HAHAHAHAHAHA I think we tragically lost my Tawny Kittan meets Jem wig owt the rise from peacefully taking the comments
— The Bot Madonna (@botmadonnachi) June 26, 2017
And my favorite:
Somehow Moby
— The Bot Madonna (@botmadonnachi) July 6, 2017
Bonus – this one needs to be turned into a house track:
ALERT: A FUCKING LOVE
— The Bot Madonna (@botmadonnachi) June 14, 2017
Oh yeah, this is a music site, so do enjoy some mix to get you through the end of Friday from The Black Madonna:
Now, all I want in the world is to learn silly Twitterbot programming. Who’s with me?