Jordan sends us this tidbit from CDM’s major rival, The New York Post. From the ‘New York Minute” gossip section:

The band that plays together stays together: Two male members of Hinder, a new act just signed by Universal, ended up in bed this week in their Vancouver hotel suite, along with “their female stylist, her female assistant, and the photographer’s female assistant.” After the 10- legged tangle, the photographer’s assistant apparently didn’t make her flight back to Los Angeles and was fired for missing a job.

Hey, to quote Brave New World, “Everyone belongs to everyone else,” right? But don’t leave your road crew out of the action; related link: How to host a Roman orgy.